A: "where's the baby's dad?"
Me: "do you know who this baby is?"
A: "yes, it's Jesus. the camel goes over here. See, look at the picture." (it had to be exactly like the picture on the box).
Finally, the scene was finished but A was holding a school bus and G was holding a fire engine. A looked at me and asked, "Andrea, where does the school bus go?" and G balanced the fire engine in the palm trees with a big, accomplished smile. I laughed. Apparently the wise men came in a school bus, most of us just don't remember that part of the story :)
Also, in Joann's today I overhead this conversation between a middle-aged couple over by the fleeces:
Wife: "you know what I want to know about this christmas story? What Jesus did with all the money the kings gave him?"
Husband: stares blankly at his wife and shrugs.
Wife: "really, where did all the money go?"
aahaha. oh goodness.
i really want to go to an advent service.